10 Reasons to not Fall in love with a Writer

Fall in love with a writer

And you’ll never fall asleep

If endless typing on her keyboard

Isn’t enough

There’s her reading light

That will surely keep you up all night

Fall in love with a writer

And you won’t have anyone to talk to

She’ll keep you there,

right beside her

A muse to be kept safe.

Fall in love with a writer

And you’ll have an endless amount of pens

Even though she hasn’t used

The last ten she just bought.

Fall in love with a writer

And you’ll go broke

Not with buying her expensive clothes

Or designer shoes

But by buying her twenty used books

And ten or so notebooks

Fall in love with a writer

And the place will never be clean

A book here, a torn out paper over there

And the writer sprawled on the floor typing.

Fall in love with a writer

And you’ll never figure out

Why she bought a typewriter

When she uses her computer

Fall in love with a writer

And you’ll never get to eat on time

“Five more minutes” she says

But the typing never ends

And you’ll end up eating alone.

Fall in love with a writer

And you’ll mind will never be at rest

You’ll always wonder if her latest work is about you

Or some other douche bag at work

Fall in love with a writer

And you always have to be honest

And brace your self when you have to say

That her work isn’t the best

Fall in love with a writer

And you’ll never be the same

But you know when you check her story

Right there, in the dedication page, will be your name.

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